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#Satisfactory is an FPS open-world factory building sim by #CoffeeStain Studios. You play as an engineer on an alien planet as part of the ‘Save The Day’ program - a program whose goal is to construct a massive machine for a mysterious purpose. Conquer nature, build multi-story factories, and automate to satisfaction!

Day 378

Simon went wee wee and didnt even tell me. we have established rules - we aren't savages - and yet he broke the rule. we must always wee wee together. what if something happens? no one could save you. not even a bystander. because there is wee wee everywhere and they won't come near. especially not his wee wee. its green and like acid with the consistency of mayonnaise. i dont know who made him like this but if i ever find them ill give them a stern talking to. inflicting mayonnaise wee wee on someone just isnt right.

ill find a just way to reprimand him for his actions. ill make sure he never wee wees without me again. #simongoweewee